why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
I just screamed.
The next season of Doctor Who with Peter Capaldi looks to be good
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down
then he posted this on instagram
and he made a twitter for graham the cat
graham posted a photo too
in conclusion ed sheeran is great and graham is one lucky kitten
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
Above: A Darth Maul and Aayla Secura romance novel cover
Below: Darth Maul comparing scars with Deadpool
These are two commissions from Comfort featuring Darth Maul - a character that we rarely if ever get commissioned out for. But yet, every time we’re commissioned out for him - it’s in some strange, ridiculous circumstance. Go figure.